Lanky White Boys

by Trigger Warning

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Jesus Christ, You Guys, we all have so much shit. Mommy shit, daddy shit, deep shit and shitty trauma. In the words of an inexcusable shithead, Everything is Shit.

We are the functional fuck-ups, the unregenerate degenerates, who take shit and talk shit and eat shit. Sometimes we wallow in it all, sometimes we try to make something of it. This album is our shit, the shit that we shat, we hope we can pass it off as art so we can give it away, get it off our backs, and trade it for other shit; this is the best way we know how to deal.

So, here it is, and may it somehow be useful, amusing or meaningful to you.

Rest in Shit,

Trigger Warning


released August 10, 2014

Audio Engineering by Chris Lee, of Young Camelot and Happy House

Vocals: Jolene Whatevr, Killjoy
Guitar: Cracka the Oppressor, AKA I-Sak
Bass: Killjoy, A Bell
Drums: A Bell, Killjoy

Infinite thanks to Chris Lee, and thanks especially to our parents, for all the shit that they gave us. Food, materials, instruments, shelter, talent, feelings: it all went into producing this music.



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Too much Shit is being spewed by the masses, for the masses. And what Shit's trending? Trigger Warnings are trending, being weird is trending, being passive agressive and physically docile is trending. No one wants tension...WE want tension. we ARE tension.

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